1. The number of stars in the sky (who knew?).
2. There isn't any smog... anywhere.
3. There are white people... everywhere.
4. It's okay for religion and politics to be intertwined.
5. Personal property tax sucks - and it's really high.
6. Property taxes suck - and they're really high.
7. Parks & recreation has such a paltry budget it's amazing that department can do anything.
8. Lots of parkways everywhere (YAY), but too few places to park to take advantage of them if you don't live near them (BOO).
9. Few homes have fences; the ones that do only have short fences; even less people have dogs.
10. Kids are bussed to school and spend all day there.
11. There are a lot of older people here.
12. If you don't know anyone, you'll never find a Friday night poker buddy. Chances are your new friends hang out with their extended family and old high school pals... all. the. time.
13. You won't find a "real" ethnic food restaurant. Chinese? Mexican anyone?
14. Adults have more opportunities for sporting leagues than kids do.
15. Wide open spaces.
16. Corn.
17. Soybean.
18. Cows. Horses. Livestock.
19. Hay... basically... crops altogether.
20. The weather is highly unpredictable, but wonderful. 4 seasons rock!
21. Locals don't love their local college team as much as they should.
22. Local college doesn't market to "outside" students as much as they should.
23. Cable is very expensive and doesn't work all the time. They blame sunspots.
24. Cellphone reception is "iffy".
25. Internet connections are terrible! Speeds vary from slow to really slow and are many times disconnected if you use DSL. Cable isn't any better. Or cheaper.
26. Traffic - there isn't any!
27. You can't get quality groceries at one store - you have to shop around. Meat at one store... produce at another... etc;
28. People here LOVE to eat out.
29. People here love to smoke (EWW). And it's okay with everyone else.
30. Lots of public pools.
31. Lots of parks that are actually open spaces that aren't any good for someone with a toddler who wants to climb.
32. Concrete roads are weird. And bumpy.
33. Lots of places to volunteer.
34. Salt is not at a premium here - MoDot and the City use it freely when bad weather is expected - rarely will the main roads be impassable.
35. You'll miss the last place you lived. :)